Wednesday, May 30, 2007

If In Doubt See The Pope.

"Well Have you seen her? look at the fucking picture you papal cunt, where were you on the 3rd of May?" "I'm the Pope I could have you killed you know like in the days of the Inquisition , besides I only like the boys."

The McCanns have met the Pope in Rome and had a photograph of Madeleine for him to bless. They asked if Pope Bene had ever made the mistake of leaving toddlers alone while they went out and partied, he replied with a shrug and said "I'm not infallible you know."

At a later press conference, Mr McCann said:
"In ordinary circumstances it would be a highlight for any Catholic to meet the Pope. Of course it's saddened by the marked realisation that our daughter is still missing, we're hoping to still meet with George Clooney for my wife and Halle Berry for me."

He then said the goodness that had been generated by "one evil act" had restored his faith and yes he would let God and prayers babysit the other two children they have. Those kids are still in the evil Algarve hopefully being looked after by Mr McCann's sister.
The McCanns have decided to eventually travel to Morocco where a tip was given over a week ago and also to Germany (the pedo fatherland) probably to see a Witchdoctor and a Shaman.


Visit www.findmadeleine.com.

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